Ninja Chickens

Talking about pets one day in the car.

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Kel: I don't think we are going to end up with any pets after all. You and Kayden have eczema. Can't have a dog. Maybe we'll have chickens instead.

Des: No way. Who's going to clean up the chicken poop?

Kel: We don't really have to clean it up much .. we'll just have a dirt floor.

Des: We can't do that! What about the foxes?

Kel: There's no foxes in the area.

Des:  Ok, maybe no foxes, but there might be feral cats or even just normal cats. We might end up having foxes, feral cats and cats sitting outside the chicken coop playing JAN- KEN- PON (ala HxH) to decide who gets the chicken. The only way we can ever have a chicken is if its a ninja chicken, hiding in the shadows and waiting to pounce on the unsuspecting predator.

Kel: *imagining what a Ninja chicken would look like* Hahahahahahahahhaaaa!!! Ninja Chickens!

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*Insert picture of Ninja Chicken here... if either of us could draw lol*